<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>Desmotivado</title> <atom:link href="http://desmotivado.com/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://desmotivado.com</link> <description></description> <lastBuildDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 22:40:55 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3</generator> <image><link>http://desmotivado.com</link> <url>http://desmotivado.com/files/2010/12/favicon.png</url><title>Desmotivado</title> </image> <item><title>Dig Din</title><link>http://desmotivado.com/2012/02/02/dig-din/</link> <comments>http://desmotivado.com/2012/02/02/dig-din/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 22:40:55 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Marcus Jordan</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Desmotivacionais]]></category> <category><![CDATA[dig din]]></category> <category><![CDATA[foda]]></category> <category><![CDATA[funk]]></category> <category><![CDATA[queimadura]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sol]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sou foda]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://desmotivado.booger.net.br/?p=4534</guid> <description><![CDATA[Dig Din Sol foda.Tweet]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://desmotivado.booger.net.br/files/2012/02/digdin.jpg" /><br /><p>Dig Din<br /> Sol foda.<span style="float: right;" ><a class="twitter-share-button"  data-via="desmotivado" data-count="vertical" data-related="" data-lang="en" data-url="http://desmotivado.com/2012/02/02/dig-din/" data-text="Dig Din" href="http://twitter.com/share?via=desmotivado&#038;count=vertical&#038;related=&#038;lang=en&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fdesmotivado.com%2F2012%2F02%2F02%2Fdig-din%2F&#038;text=Dig%20Din" >Tweet</a></span></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://desmotivado.com/2012/02/02/dig-din/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Amizade</title><link>http://desmotivado.com/2012/02/02/amizade/</link> <comments>http://desmotivado.com/2012/02/02/amizade/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 22:36:43 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Marcus Jordan</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Desmotivacionais]]></category> <category><![CDATA[amizade]]></category> <category><![CDATA[chão]]></category> <category><![CDATA[fail]]></category> <category><![CDATA[moshpit]]></category> <category><![CDATA[rock]]></category> <category><![CDATA[stage dive]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://desmotivado.booger.net.br/?p=4529</guid> <description><![CDATA[Amizade Não importa o que aconteça, estarei sempre aqui para você. Ass: O Chão.Tweet]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://desmotivado.booger.net.br/files/2012/02/amizade.jpg" /><br /><p><strong>Amizade</strong><br /> Não importa o que aconteça, estarei sempre aqui para você.<br /> Ass: O Chão.<span style="float: right;" ><a class="twitter-share-button"  data-via="desmotivado" data-count="vertical" data-related="" data-lang="en" data-url="http://desmotivado.com/2012/02/02/amizade/" data-text="Amizade" href="http://twitter.com/share?via=desmotivado&#038;count=vertical&#038;related=&#038;lang=en&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fdesmotivado.com%2F2012%2F02%2F02%2Famizade%2F&#038;text=Amizade" >Tweet</a></span></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://desmotivado.com/2012/02/02/amizade/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Knock Knock Knock</title><link>http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/29/knock-knock-knock/</link> <comments>http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/29/knock-knock-knock/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 16:15:21 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Marcus Jordan</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Celebridade]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Big Bang Theory]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Cooper]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Knock Knock Knock]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Penny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Seriado]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Sheldon]]></category> <category><![CDATA[TV]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://desmotivado.booger.net.br/?p=4524</guid> <description><![CDATA[Knock Knock Knock Penny!Tweet]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://desmotivado.booger.net.br/files/2012/01/knock.jpg" /><br /><p><strong>Knock Knock Knock</strong><br /> Penny!<span style="float: right;" ><a class="twitter-share-button"  data-via="desmotivado" data-count="vertical" data-related="" data-lang="en" data-url="http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/29/knock-knock-knock/" data-text="Knock Knock Knock" href="http://twitter.com/share?via=desmotivado&#038;count=vertical&#038;related=&#038;lang=en&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fdesmotivado.com%2F2012%2F01%2F29%2Fknock-knock-knock%2F&#038;text=Knock%20Knock%20Knock" >Tweet</a></span></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/29/knock-knock-knock/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>3</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Ateísmo</title><link>http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/29/ateismo/</link> <comments>http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/29/ateismo/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 16:08:42 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Marcus Jordan</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Reflexões]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ateísmo]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ateu]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ateus]]></category> <category><![CDATA[canal]]></category> <category><![CDATA[deus]]></category> <category><![CDATA[falta de religião]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Religião]]></category> <category><![CDATA[respeito]]></category> <category><![CDATA[tv desligada]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://desmotivado.booger.net.br/?p=4519</guid> <description><![CDATA[Ateísmo Se ateísmo é religião, então TV desligada é um canal.Tweet]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://desmotivado.booger.net.br/files/2012/01/ateismo.jpg" /><br /><p><strong>Ateísmo</strong><br /> Se ateísmo é religião, então TV desligada é um canal.<span style="float: right;" ><a class="twitter-share-button"  data-via="desmotivado" data-count="vertical" data-related="" data-lang="en" data-url="http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/29/ateismo/" data-text="Ateísmo" href="http://twitter.com/share?via=desmotivado&#038;count=vertical&#038;related=&#038;lang=en&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fdesmotivado.com%2F2012%2F01%2F29%2Fateismo%2F&#038;text=Ate%C3%ADsmo" >Tweet</a></span></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/29/ateismo/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>4</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Peixe-Pênis</title><link>http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/27/peixe-penis/</link> <comments>http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/27/peixe-penis/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 15:51:20 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Marcus Jordan</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Reflexões]]></category> <category><![CDATA[asia]]></category> <category><![CDATA[comida]]></category> <category><![CDATA[exotica]]></category> <category><![CDATA[japão]]></category> <category><![CDATA[pantanal]]></category> <category><![CDATA[peixe]]></category> <category><![CDATA[peixe-pênis]]></category> <category><![CDATA[piranha]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Urechis unicinctus]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://desmotivado.booger.net.br/?p=4515</guid> <description><![CDATA[Peixe-Pênis O peixe preferido das piranhas.Tweet]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://desmotivado.booger.net.br/files/2012/01/peixepenis.jpg" /><br /><p><strong>Peixe-Pênis</strong><br /> O peixe preferido das piranhas.<span style="float: right;" ><a class="twitter-share-button"  data-via="desmotivado" data-count="vertical" data-related="" data-lang="en" data-url="http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/27/peixe-penis/" data-text="Peixe-Pênis" href="http://twitter.com/share?via=desmotivado&#038;count=vertical&#038;related=&#038;lang=en&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fdesmotivado.com%2F2012%2F01%2F27%2Fpeixe-penis%2F&#038;text=Peixe-P%C3%AAnis" >Tweet</a></span></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/27/peixe-penis/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Trabalho em Equipe</title><link>http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/27/trabalho-em-equipe-5/</link> <comments>http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/27/trabalho-em-equipe-5/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 15:01:43 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Marcus Jordan</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Desmotivacionais]]></category> <category><![CDATA[colheita feliz]]></category> <category><![CDATA[equipe]]></category> <category><![CDATA[farmville]]></category> <category><![CDATA[hortaliça]]></category> <category><![CDATA[mandionca]]></category> <category><![CDATA[motivação]]></category> <category><![CDATA[plantar]]></category> <category><![CDATA[trabalho]]></category> <category><![CDATA[zynga]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://desmotivado.booger.net.br/?p=4509</guid> <description><![CDATA[Trabalho em Equipe Enquanto você fortalece as hortaliças, eu vou plantando a mandioca.Tweet]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://desmotivado.booger.net.br/files/2012/01/trabalhoemequipe.jpg" /><br /><p><strong>Trabalho em Equipe</strong><br /> Enquanto você fortalece as hortaliças, eu vou plantando a mandioca.<span style="float: right;" ><a class="twitter-share-button"  data-via="desmotivado" data-count="vertical" data-related="" data-lang="en" data-url="http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/27/trabalho-em-equipe-5/" data-text="Trabalho em Equipe" href="http://twitter.com/share?via=desmotivado&#038;count=vertical&#038;related=&#038;lang=en&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fdesmotivado.com%2F2012%2F01%2F27%2Ftrabalho-em-equipe-5%2F&#038;text=Trabalho%20em%20Equipe" >Tweet</a></span></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/27/trabalho-em-equipe-5/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>4</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Desmotivado Adverte</title><link>http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/27/desmotivado-adverte-2/</link> <comments>http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/27/desmotivado-adverte-2/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 14:51:42 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Marcus Jordan</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Dicas]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bicicleta]]></category> <category><![CDATA[chinelo]]></category> <category><![CDATA[criança]]></category> <category><![CDATA[estabaco]]></category> <category><![CDATA[freio]]></category> <category><![CDATA[que burro]]></category> <category><![CDATA[tombo]]></category> <category><![CDATA[voa passarinho]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://desmotivado.booger.net.br/?p=4504</guid> <description><![CDATA[Desmotivado Adverte Chinelo nunca deve ser usado como freio da frente.Tweet]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://desmotivado.booger.net.br/files/2012/01/desmotivadoadverte.jpg" /><br /><p><strong>Desmotivado Adverte</strong><br /> Chinelo nunca deve ser usado como freio da frente.<span style="float: right;" ><a class="twitter-share-button"  data-via="desmotivado" data-count="vertical" data-related="" data-lang="en" data-url="http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/27/desmotivado-adverte-2/" data-text="Desmotivado Adverte" href="http://twitter.com/share?via=desmotivado&#038;count=vertical&#038;related=&#038;lang=en&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fdesmotivado.com%2F2012%2F01%2F27%2Fdesmotivado-adverte-2%2F&#038;text=Desmotivado%20Adverte" >Tweet</a></span></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/27/desmotivado-adverte-2/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Nossa</title><link>http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/11/nossa/</link> <comments>http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/11/nossa/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 20:14:03 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Braian</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Desmotivacionais]]></category> <category><![CDATA[assim você me mata]]></category> <category><![CDATA[michel teló]]></category> <category><![CDATA[nossa]]></category> <category><![CDATA[que merda de post]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://desmotivado.booger.net.br/?p=4497</guid> <description><![CDATA[Nossa Nossa, assim você me mata.Tweet]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://desmotivado.booger.net.br/files/2012/01/assimvcmemata.jpg" /><br /><p><strong>Nossa<br /> </strong><em>Nossa, assim você me mata.</em><span style="float: right;" ><a class="twitter-share-button"  data-via="desmotivado" data-count="vertical" data-related="http://twitter.com/blogdobraian:Braian" data-lang="en" data-url="http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/11/nossa/" data-text="Nossa" href="http://twitter.com/share?via=desmotivado&#038;count=vertical&#038;related=http%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fblogdobraian%3ABraian&#038;lang=en&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fdesmotivado.com%2F2012%2F01%2F11%2Fnossa%2F&#038;text=Nossa" >Tweet</a></span></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/11/nossa/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>5</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Piercing na periquita</title><link>http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/06/piercing-na-periquita/</link> <comments>http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/06/piercing-na-periquita/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 22:41:17 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Braian</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Desmotivacionais]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Argolas]]></category> <category><![CDATA[certo]]></category> <category><![CDATA[errado]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Mamilos]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Papagaia]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Papagaio]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Periquita]]></category> <category><![CDATA[piercing]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Você está fazendo isso]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://desmotivado.booger.net.br/?p=4493</guid> <description><![CDATA[Piercing na periquita Você está fazendo isso errado.Tweet]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://desmotivado.booger.net.br/files/2012/01/piercingnaperiquita.jpg" /><br /><p><strong>Piercing na periquita</strong><br /> <em>Você está fazendo isso errado.</em><span style="float: right;" ><a class="twitter-share-button"  data-via="desmotivado" data-count="vertical" data-related="http://twitter.com/blogdobraian:Braian" data-lang="en" data-url="http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/06/piercing-na-periquita/" data-text="Piercing na periquita" href="http://twitter.com/share?via=desmotivado&#038;count=vertical&#038;related=http%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fblogdobraian%3ABraian&#038;lang=en&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fdesmotivado.com%2F2012%2F01%2F06%2Fpiercing-na-periquita%2F&#038;text=Piercing%20na%20periquita" >Tweet</a></span></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/06/piercing-na-periquita/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>5</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Navegar</title><link>http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/04/navegar/</link> <comments>http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/04/navegar/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 18:04:20 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Braian</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Desmotivacionais]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Reflexões]]></category> <category><![CDATA[fail]]></category> <category><![CDATA[foto]]></category> <category><![CDATA[gostosa]]></category> <category><![CDATA[mar]]></category> <category><![CDATA[molhado]]></category> <category><![CDATA[mulher]]></category> <category><![CDATA[navegar]]></category> <category><![CDATA[notebock]]></category> <category><![CDATA[notebook]]></category> <category><![CDATA[notebuk]]></category> <category><![CDATA[notibuck]]></category> <category><![CDATA[praia]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://desmotivado.booger.net.br/?p=4489</guid> <description><![CDATA[Navegar Nunca tinha sido uma expressão tão literal. Tweet]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://desmotivado.booger.net.br/files/2012/01/navegar.jpg" /><br /><p><strong>Navegar<br /> </strong><em>Nunca tinha sido uma expressão tão literal. </em><span style="float: right;" ><a class="twitter-share-button"  data-via="desmotivado" data-count="vertical" data-related="http://twitter.com/blogdobraian:Braian" data-lang="en" data-url="http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/04/navegar/" data-text="Navegar" href="http://twitter.com/share?via=desmotivado&#038;count=vertical&#038;related=http%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fblogdobraian%3ABraian&#038;lang=en&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fdesmotivado.com%2F2012%2F01%2F04%2Fnavegar%2F&#038;text=Navegar" >Tweet</a></span></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://desmotivado.com/2012/01/04/navegar/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>4</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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