<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>Desmotivado &#187; Saúde</title> <atom:link href="http://desmotivado.com/category/saude/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://desmotivado.com</link> <description></description> <lastBuildDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 02:55:16 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator> <image><link>http://desmotivado.com</link> <url>http://desmotivado.com/files/2010/12/favicon.png</url><title>Desmotivado</title> </image> <item><title>Sanduíche de Bacon</title><link>http://desmotivado.com/2010/12/13/sanduiche-de-bacon/</link> <comments>http://desmotivado.com/2010/12/13/sanduiche-de-bacon/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2010 17:07:24 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Marcus Jordan</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Saúde]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bacon]]></category> <category><![CDATA[colesterol]]></category> <category><![CDATA[engordar]]></category> <category><![CDATA[gordura]]></category> <category><![CDATA[matar]]></category> <category><![CDATA[porco]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sanduíche]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://desmotivado.booger.net.br/?p=4253</guid> <description><![CDATA[Sanduíche de Bacon Senão matar, te engorda.Tweet]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://desmotivado.booger.net.br/files/2010/12/sanduichedebacon.jpg" /><br /><p><strong>Sanduíche de Bacon</strong><br /> Senão matar, te engorda.<span style="float: right;" ><a class="twitter-share-button"  data-via="desmotivado" data-count="vertical" data-related="" data-lang="en" data-url="http://desmotivado.com/2010/12/13/sanduiche-de-bacon/" data-text="Sanduíche de Bacon" href="http://twitter.com/share?via=desmotivado&#038;count=vertical&#038;related=&#038;lang=en&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fdesmotivado.com%2F2010%2F12%2F13%2Fsanduiche-de-bacon%2F&#038;text=Sandu%C3%ADche%20de%20Bacon" >Tweet</a></span></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://desmotivado.com/2010/12/13/sanduiche-de-bacon/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>23</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Maconha</title><link>http://desmotivado.com/2010/12/13/maconha/</link> <comments>http://desmotivado.com/2010/12/13/maconha/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2010 16:53:37 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Marcus Jordan</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Saúde]]></category> <category><![CDATA[cannabis]]></category> <category><![CDATA[couve]]></category> <category><![CDATA[maconha]]></category> <category><![CDATA[pepino]]></category> <category><![CDATA[salada]]></category> <category><![CDATA[tomate]]></category> <category><![CDATA[vegetal]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://desmotivado.booger.net.br/?p=4248</guid> <description><![CDATA[Maconha Faz você ficar vegetando no sofá.Tweet]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://desmotivado.booger.net.br/files/2010/12/maconha.jpg" /><br /><p><strong>Maconha</strong><br /> Faz você ficar vegetando no sofá.<span style="float: right;" ><a class="twitter-share-button"  data-via="desmotivado" data-count="vertical" data-related="" data-lang="en" data-url="http://desmotivado.com/2010/12/13/maconha/" data-text="Maconha" href="http://twitter.com/share?via=desmotivado&#038;count=vertical&#038;related=&#038;lang=en&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fdesmotivado.com%2F2010%2F12%2F13%2Fmaconha%2F&#038;text=Maconha" >Tweet</a></span></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://desmotivado.com/2010/12/13/maconha/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>13</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Mulheres</title><link>http://desmotivado.com/2010/10/20/mulheres-3/</link> <comments>http://desmotivado.com/2010/10/20/mulheres-3/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 14:16:13 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Zanfa</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Saúde]]></category> <category><![CDATA[cozinha]]></category> <category><![CDATA[guerreiras]]></category> <category><![CDATA[mulheres]]></category> <category><![CDATA[troll]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://desmotivado.com/?p=4224</guid> <description><![CDATA[Mulheres Guerreiras das cozinhas.Tweet]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://desmotivado.com/files/2010/10/mulheresg.jpg" /><br /><p><strong>Mulheres</strong><br /> <em>Guerreiras das cozinhas.</em><span style="float: right;" ><a class="twitter-share-button"  data-via="desmotivado" data-count="vertical" data-related="@zanfa:Zanfa" data-lang="en" data-url="http://desmotivado.com/2010/10/20/mulheres-3/" data-text="Mulheres" href="http://twitter.com/share?via=desmotivado&#038;count=vertical&#038;related=%40zanfa%3AZanfa&#038;lang=en&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fdesmotivado.com%2F2010%2F10%2F20%2Fmulheres-3%2F&#038;text=Mulheres" >Tweet</a></span></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://desmotivado.com/2010/10/20/mulheres-3/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>21</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>E uma Coca Zero</title><link>http://desmotivado.com/2010/10/20/e-uma-coca-zero/</link> <comments>http://desmotivado.com/2010/10/20/e-uma-coca-zero/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 02:20:39 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Zanfa</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Saúde]]></category> <category><![CDATA[coca zero]]></category> <category><![CDATA[dieta]]></category> <category><![CDATA[hamburgues]]></category> <category><![CDATA[obesidade]]></category> <category><![CDATA[pizza]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://desmotivado.com/?p=4210</guid> <description><![CDATA[E uma Coca Zero Estou de dieta.Tweet]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://desmotivado.com/files/2010/10/cocazero.jpg" /><br /><p><strong>E uma Coca Zero</strong><br /> <em>Estou de dieta.</em><span style="float: right;" ><a class="twitter-share-button"  data-via="desmotivado" data-count="vertical" data-related="@zanfa:Zanfa" data-lang="en" data-url="http://desmotivado.com/2010/10/20/e-uma-coca-zero/" data-text="E uma Coca Zero" href="http://twitter.com/share?via=desmotivado&#038;count=vertical&#038;related=%40zanfa%3AZanfa&#038;lang=en&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fdesmotivado.com%2F2010%2F10%2F20%2Fe-uma-coca-zero%2F&#038;text=E%20uma%20Coca%20Zero" >Tweet</a></span></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://desmotivado.com/2010/10/20/e-uma-coca-zero/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>10</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Parto</title><link>http://desmotivado.com/2010/10/11/parto/</link> <comments>http://desmotivado.com/2010/10/11/parto/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2010 02:30:52 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Zanfa</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Saúde]]></category> <category><![CDATA[amendoim]]></category> <category><![CDATA[momento mágico]]></category> <category><![CDATA[parto]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://desmotivado.com/?p=4201</guid> <description><![CDATA[Parto Um momento mágico.Tweet]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://desmotivado.com/files/2010/10/parto.jpg" /><br /><p><strong>Parto</strong><br /> <em>Um momento mágico.</em><span style="float: right;" ><a class="twitter-share-button"  data-via="desmotivado" data-count="vertical" data-related="@zanfa:Zanfa" data-lang="en" data-url="http://desmotivado.com/2010/10/11/parto/" data-text="Parto" href="http://twitter.com/share?via=desmotivado&#038;count=vertical&#038;related=%40zanfa%3AZanfa&#038;lang=en&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fdesmotivado.com%2F2010%2F10%2F11%2Fparto%2F&#038;text=Parto" >Tweet</a></span></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://desmotivado.com/2010/10/11/parto/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>45</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Por favor</title><link>http://desmotivado.com/2010/10/10/por-favor/</link> <comments>http://desmotivado.com/2010/10/10/por-favor/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2010 00:14:49 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Zanfa</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Saúde]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ajuda]]></category> <category><![CDATA[peitos]]></category> <category><![CDATA[por favor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[remo]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://desmotivado.com/?p=4193</guid> <description><![CDATA[Por favor Alguém ajude aquele cara encontrar seu remo.Tweet]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://desmotivado.com/files/2010/10/porfavor.jpg" /><br /><p><strong>Por favor</strong><br /> <em>Alguém ajude aquele cara encontrar seu remo.</em><span style="float: right;" ><a class="twitter-share-button"  data-via="desmotivado" data-count="vertical" data-related="@zanfa:Zanfa" data-lang="en" data-url="http://desmotivado.com/2010/10/10/por-favor/" data-text="Por favor" href="http://twitter.com/share?via=desmotivado&#038;count=vertical&#038;related=%40zanfa%3AZanfa&#038;lang=en&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fdesmotivado.com%2F2010%2F10%2F10%2Fpor-favor%2F&#038;text=Por%20favor" >Tweet</a></span></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://desmotivado.com/2010/10/10/por-favor/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>24</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Diferença de Idade</title><link>http://desmotivado.com/2010/06/07/diferenca-de-idade/</link> <comments>http://desmotivado.com/2010/06/07/diferenca-de-idade/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 01:04:28 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Marcus Jordan</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Dicas]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Saúde]]></category> <category><![CDATA[idade]]></category> <category><![CDATA[milionário]]></category> <category><![CDATA[playboy]]></category> <category><![CDATA[playmate]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://desmotivado.com/?p=4119</guid> <description><![CDATA[Diferença de Idade Não existe quando se é milionário.Tweet]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://desmotivado.com/files/2010/06/diferencadeidade.jpg" /><br /><p><strong>Diferença de Idade</strong><br /> Não existe quando se é milionário.<span style="float: right;" ><a class="twitter-share-button"  data-via="desmotivado" data-count="vertical" data-related="" data-lang="en" data-url="http://desmotivado.com/2010/06/07/diferenca-de-idade/" data-text="Diferença de Idade" href="http://twitter.com/share?via=desmotivado&#038;count=vertical&#038;related=&#038;lang=en&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fdesmotivado.com%2F2010%2F06%2F07%2Fdiferenca-de-idade%2F&#038;text=Diferen%C3%A7a%20de%20Idade" >Tweet</a></span></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://desmotivado.com/2010/06/07/diferenca-de-idade/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>60</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Óculos de Sol Irlandês</title><link>http://desmotivado.com/2010/04/02/oculos-de-sol-irlandes/</link> <comments>http://desmotivado.com/2010/04/02/oculos-de-sol-irlandes/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 14:18:46 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Zanfa</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Saúde]]></category> <category><![CDATA[grátis]]></category> <category><![CDATA[irlanda]]></category> <category><![CDATA[jantar]]></category> <category><![CDATA[oculos de sol]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://desmotivado.com/?p=3894</guid> <description><![CDATA[Óculos de Sol Irlandês Grátis toda vez que você esquece de fazer o jantar.Tweet]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://desmotivado.com/files/2010/04/oculosdesolirlandes.jpg" /><br /><p><strong>Óculos de Sol Irlandês</strong><br /> <em>Grátis toda vez que você esquece de fazer o jantar.</em><span style="float: right;" ><a class="twitter-share-button"  data-via="desmotivado" data-count="vertical" data-related="@zanfa:Zanfa" data-lang="en" data-url="http://desmotivado.com/2010/04/02/oculos-de-sol-irlandes/" data-text="Óculos de Sol Irlandês" href="http://twitter.com/share?via=desmotivado&#038;count=vertical&#038;related=%40zanfa%3AZanfa&#038;lang=en&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fdesmotivado.com%2F2010%2F04%2F02%2Foculos-de-sol-irlandes%2F&#038;text=%C3%93culos%20de%20Sol%20Irland%C3%AAs" >Tweet</a></span></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://desmotivado.com/2010/04/02/oculos-de-sol-irlandes/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>58</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Segurança Infantil</title><link>http://desmotivado.com/2010/03/25/seguranca-infantil/</link> <comments>http://desmotivado.com/2010/03/25/seguranca-infantil/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 01:47:34 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Zanfa</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Saúde]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bebe]]></category> <category><![CDATA[carro]]></category> <category><![CDATA[fazendo errado]]></category> <category><![CDATA[segurança]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://desmotivado.com/?p=3866</guid> <description><![CDATA[Segurança Infantil Você está fazendo isso errado.Tweet]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://desmotivado.com/files/2010/03/segurancainfantil.jpg" /><br /><p><strong>Segurança Infantil</strong><br /> <em>Você está fazendo isso errado.</em><span style="float: right;" ><a class="twitter-share-button"  data-via="desmotivado" data-count="vertical" data-related="@zanfa:Zanfa" data-lang="en" data-url="http://desmotivado.com/2010/03/25/seguranca-infantil/" data-text="Segurança Infantil" href="http://twitter.com/share?via=desmotivado&#038;count=vertical&#038;related=%40zanfa%3AZanfa&#038;lang=en&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fdesmotivado.com%2F2010%2F03%2F25%2Fseguranca-infantil%2F&#038;text=Seguran%C3%A7a%20Infantil" >Tweet</a></span></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://desmotivado.com/2010/03/25/seguranca-infantil/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>29</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Calcinha Atolada</title><link>http://desmotivado.com/2010/02/18/calcinha-atolada/</link> <comments>http://desmotivado.com/2010/02/18/calcinha-atolada/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 01:35:36 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Zanfa</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Saúde]]></category> <category><![CDATA[biquini cavadão]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bunda]]></category> <category><![CDATA[calcinha atolada]]></category> <category><![CDATA[manequim]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://desmotivado.com/?p=3774</guid> <description><![CDATA[Calcinha Atolada Não é um privilégio dos humanos.Tweet]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://desmotivado.com/files/2010/02/calcinhaatolada.jpg" /><br /><p><strong>Calcinha Atolada</strong><br /> <em>Não é um privilégio dos humanos.</em><span style="float: right;" ><a class="twitter-share-button"  data-via="desmotivado" data-count="vertical" data-related="@zanfa:Zanfa" data-lang="en" data-url="http://desmotivado.com/2010/02/18/calcinha-atolada/" data-text="Calcinha Atolada" href="http://twitter.com/share?via=desmotivado&#038;count=vertical&#038;related=%40zanfa%3AZanfa&#038;lang=en&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fdesmotivado.com%2F2010%2F02%2F18%2Fcalcinha-atolada%2F&#038;text=Calcinha%20Atolada" >Tweet</a></span></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://desmotivado.com/2010/02/18/calcinha-atolada/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>18</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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